Earlier today the President insinuated on Twitter that he's going to release classified documents pertaining to the assassination of JFK. I'm not sure if this has anything to do with Ted Cruz's father, but can we also petition Trump to check those folders for proof of chupacabras? I have a running bet going with my friend Alex J.
Houston!! If you live in or around my city and you don't have plans on Saturday for lunch, a bunch of us are meeting up at the Hubcap Grill Heights at 1pm for burgers and beers. No special occasion, just a bunch of like-minded people getting together to enjoy fine quality grub.
Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Firefighters in Cincinnati, Chicago and Los Angeles have to wear bulletproof vests because people shoot at them. Look, I'm not a psychic nor am I an expert in religion but I'm pretty sure this was mentioned in Revelations somewhere.
Hillary needs to loosen that orange pantsuit. It's clearly cutting off the blood flow to her brain.
Yesterday, while touring Europe to explain why she was unfairly robbed of the 2016 US Presidential election, she told reporters that was was "shivved" by FBI Director James Comey.
Technically she said, James Comey “did shiv me, yeah.”
For those who have never spent a night in a holding cell, a "shiv" is a prison slang term for a homemade knife, typically made out of a used toothbrush, used to assassinate or murder a fellow inmate.
Hillary, who also broke her toe yesterday while running [yeah, right], was being figurative in order to make the point that James Comey robbed her of the election when he investigated her email scandal last year.
Of course this is an absurd point to make because, anyone who remember what happened last year knows, there's sufficient evidence to prove Hillary actively broke the law. Comey only neglected to press formal charges against her because, as he claimed, she was unaware that she was breaking the law when she mishandled classified documents. It's hard to fathom a reality where the Secretary of State isn't aware of federal laws regarding classified data, but that's their story and they're sticking to it!
And as if her statement wasn't already nuttier than a squirrel on his birthday, her ridiculous claim was amplified by one of yesterday's top news stories.
Seriously, Hillary could have chosen any day to make this dumb point, but she chose to accuse Comey of costing her the election on the same day that new evidence surfaced suggesting the FBI and the Attorney General's office were actually colluding with the Clinton campaign to help her win the election.
Remember when Slicky Willy and Loretta "Crony-for-hire" Lynch had their secret rendezvous in Phoenix. It was a dark point in American politics when no charges were pressed against a former President who had a secret meeting with a woman who was supposed to be investigating his wife for her alleged crimes [remember, AG Lynch had previously instructed FBI Director Comey to refer to the Hillary investigation as a "matter"].
The FBI had already claimed they had no official records about the infamous tarmac meeting between Attorney General Loretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton at the airport in Arizona.
Well, now it turns out that's just blatantly untrue.
The government watchdog group Judicial Watch [who are some of my favorite people] have been demanding documents from the Federal government pertaining to the FBI investigating Hillary. Again, the FBI claimed they had no documents on the Lynch-Clinton tarmac meeting.
But that was a bold faced lie.
Judicial Watch filed a lawsuit over a Freedom Of Information Act request to obtain files on this topic and, not shockingly at all, they're now going to receive those files in November.
Also, Judicial Watch received some things yesterday that point to the fact that Comey circulated a draft of an exoneration memo in May 2016--two months before the infamous news conference. However, the memo was completely redacted. Hopefully, that's what will show up in November.
Gosh, it's almost like the Federal government engaged in blatant dishonesty to protect Hillary.
And Hillary thinks Comey "shivved" her? Not even close. If anything, he got metaphorically stabbed to help protect her reputation during one of the most contentious Presidential elections of our lifetime.
Hillary shouldn't be blaming Comey. Instead she should send him a gift basket filled with assorted meats and cheeses. Who doesn't love meats and cheeses? Maybe they could slice up the fresh snacks with that shiv they keep passing around. Sounds like a party I'd gladly skip.